Seshiria: I can't hold back~ I'm cumming!
Seshiria: It's driving me crazy}
Cecilia: I can feel it building, I'm cumming~
Natsumi: Sena-kun, you're a pretty fast swimmer.
I was pretty confident, but...
Hey, do you have a secret to your speed?
Like, were you in the swimming club in middle school,
or did you used to live close to the beach? If so, tell me?
Hm?
Hey there... Sena...
That piece of meat...
She's got a lot of nerve, ignoring me!
It was me she was ignoring though...
No! It feels so good~
Hey, what are you doing, Yozora?
Let go of me!
What is this?
Cecilia
I can't hold back~ I'm cumming!
What is with this arm hold? You idiot, Yozora!
It's driving me crazy!
There are no
at the
Flags
Public Pool
(；´Д｀)
Ugh, what are you doing? Idiot!
T-That's my line!
How can you be so shameless in the sacred club room?
You misunderstand!
This is The Black Star of the Sacred Sword.
It's the most popular girl game right now!
It's a love-and-passion great adventure fantasy game.
In this scene, after defeating the God of Destruction, Valniball,
the hero, Lucas, and the heroine, the female knight Cecilia,
rendezvous to confirm their love.
This is definitely not an indecent scene!
Even so, playing an eroge in the club room...
I didn't realize it was an eroge.
After I finished Sparkling Love,
I was looking for another game that might be interesting,
and when I asked on the 'net,
they said this was the hottest game right now...
So I asked the boys in the class,
and they were happy to bring me the game, so then...
You bloody pervert!
Did you not even listen to what I just said?!
Shut up, female pervert! Lustful demon! Exhibitionist! Bitch!
Walking public lavatory! Real Dutch Wife! Walking obscenity!
Don't come near me! Don't touch me! I'll get pregnant!
I just played a game! Why do you have to go that far?
It's true that this game has some extreme scenes,
but that's only one part of it.
The game has a very profound theme.
Any other literature that you can come up with is nothing
when compared to this work of art.
I saw you eating up that vulgar scene,
so just admit that you're a pervert!
I'm not! I just wanted to get close to Cecilia!
My feelings for Cecilia are completely pure.
Even with this scene—
Don't show me that, you pervert!
This isn't even all that indecent!
That's a bit unreasonable...
If you keep seeing lewdness in this
wonderful work of art, that's pitiful!
In that case, Meat, why don't you read this scene out loud?
If this "work of art" is not indecent, then there's no reason for you to be embarrassed, right?
Right?
Of course! But...
reading aloud in front of people is a bit...
In that case, I'll read it with you.
Eh?
Yozora?
I'll read it out loud, so you read it with me.
Or was there another reason?
As I thought, this game is not a work of art at all.
Maybe that game's heroine is nothing more than a cheap, 10,000 yen dutch wife?
If you talk badly about Cecilia, I'll never forgive you.
Fine, if you're going to go as far as to say all that, I'll read it with you.
Lu-Lucas, quickly, Valniball can't...
Say it louder!
Valniball can't.
Penetrate it with your long, shiny, black holy sword.
Do you want my holy sword that badly?
Cecilia, you're really just a lecherous sow, aren't you?
Don't tease me, Lucas.
Heh, your face looks so greedy.
Come on, sow. If you really want it, ask me more politely.
Please, master!
Your holy sword, please insert it into my lewd place...
Hehe, it's not a holy sword. Call it by its proper name.
What's wrong? Come on, quickly, say it...
Lucas's...
into my dirty...
Like I could say that! Idiot!
Yozora, you idiot! Dumbass! Piece of shit! DIE!
Don't you think you went a bit overboard?
Incidentally, I was secretly recording Meat just now.
Since I went through the trouble, do you know of any websites to which I could upload this?
You're a demon!
It was a joke.
What is that?
I promised, after all. That I would read a work of art.
On my shameful sadness
Even today a light snow keeps falling
On my shameful sadness
Even today the wind blows too hard
Nakahara Chuuya?
I'm back!
Kukuku, congratulations on making it back, my minion.
I have been waiting for you.
Now, offer me a sacrifice.
You're hungry, Kobato?
Hmph, Kobato is nothing more than a borrowed name.
My true name is Reisis V Felicity Sumeragi.
A vampire, relative to the children of the night.
Right now, I am hungering for blood. Kukuku...
If you do not present my sacrifice soon, disaster will befall you.
Yeah, yeah, I'm making it now.
It's ready.
Sorry for the wait.
Kukuku... Good work.
Of course, virgin's blood is exceptionally good.
It's just tomato juice, though..
Next is a heartwarming story...
Roaring!? Takayama zoo 24 hours
Eat your onions, too.
Come on.
Good.
By the way, minion.
Recently, haven't my offerings become rather measly?
Ah, recently I've had club activities, so I haven't been able to come home as early.
Nothing I can do about it.
Which is more important, your club or me?
Hm?
The club.
So why don't you make it yourself?
By the way, we've run out of juice— I mean blood.
I'll go buy some tomorrow.
Then— erm... I am sorry to trouble you.
About a year ago, Kobato got into an anime called
Iron Necromancer.
Since then, she's been inspired by that anime world, and seems to become more and more like the characters.
My father bought this house when I was born,
but 10 years ago we had to move away for his job.
However, we kept the house as it was.
This spring, when my father's transfer to America was decided,
Kobato and I stayed in Japan
and returned to this town, to our old house.
But even if I say we returned to this town, the truth is I don't have many memories from here.
Kobato, the bath is ready.
I'll go in after I've finished watching this~
The club is important to me...?
Hm?
Ah... you're not playing the eroge today?
The Black Star of the Sacred Sword!
Since that ill-natured fox girl isn't here today
Natsumi
Sena-kun, you're a pretty fast swimmer.
I was pretty confident, but...
I can play a calmer game.
She said the book she wants is out on sale.
Hey, do you have a secret to your speed? Like, were you in the swimming club in middle school, or did you used to live close to the beach? If so, tell me?
Hey Kodaka... do you know how to swim?
Reasonably well, I guess.
Really?
In that case, can you teach me how to swim?
You can't swim?
Since elementary school, I've never had anything like a swimming class.
I see. Well, I don't mind teaching you... but why do you want to learn all of a sudden?
You don't even know that?
If Natsumi and her friend went to the pool or the ocean together,
Natsumi
Hey, do you have a secret to your speed? Like, were you in the swimming club in middle school, or did you used to live close to the beach? If so, tell me?
and Natsumi didn't know how to swim, wouldn't it be a problem?
This is because of Natsumi?
Natsumi
Hey, do you have a secret to your speed? Like, were you in the swimming club in middle school, or did you used to live close to the beach? If so, tell me?
Then next Sunday we'll go to the Palace of the Dragon King water park, 'kay?
Ah, sure...
Also, Kodaka... the fact that I can't swim must be kept a secret
from that idiot Yozora.
Meat isn't coming today?
Ah, she said she had to do some shopping.
So that's why it's so agreeable here.
The fact that I can't swim must be kept a secret from that idiot Yozora.
Is something wrong?
No. Is that the book that you bought yesterday?
Yeah.
Interesting?
Interesting.
You're late!
Ah, sorry...
Sorry for making you wait, Kodaka.
What is it?
Ah, nothing. I'm gonna go shower.
I can get down by myself.
Okay, so first, lets try having you keep your eyes open underwater.
Are you making fun of me? Anyone can do at least that much.
How was that?
You pass. So lets start on the flutter kick.
Too bad...
just a bit more and...
But swimming is really easy, isn't it?
She got it so quickly...
Sorry for the wait.
Thank you. Learning to swim took a lot less time than I thought it would.
With this, if Natsumi ever came to life, I'd be fine.
I somehow doubt she would ever come to life...
I have to say, this is a really nice water park.
It's closing down soon though.
Really?
They get very few customers, after all.
It's been that way for years. The mayor was talking to papa about it awhile back.
Papa? Ah, the academy board chairman?
Yeah.
Now that I think about it, I've still never met the board chairman.
I guess I should probably go greet him...
Why would you need to introduce yourself to my papa?!
Don't tell me you're planning on g-g-going out with me, are you?
You weren't thinking that this was a date or something, were you?!
What sort of misunderstanding are you having?
Eh?
Our fathers have been friends for ages,
and when I was getting into the academy, your father helped me out.
So I wanted to go and greet him. That's all.
If that's the case, then say it sooner, idiot.
You just went crazy on your own...
For you to go against me... how audacious.
Meat...
What?
No, the meat in the yakisoba is really tough,
and there are pieces that I can't gnaw through.
Don't say such ambiguous things.
How should I put this... you respond so readily to Meat now.
That idiot... giving me such a weird nickname.
You seemed to accept it from the very beginning, though...
That's because... it was the first time I've had a nickname.
Eh?
Well, it made me a bit... happy.
Happy?
Definitely keep that a secret from Yozora, right?
Or rather, come on Kodaka. If you're done eating, lets get back to swimming already.
Ah, wait a minute.
Her first nickname, huh?
Rather than a nickname, I think Meat is more of an insult...
Hawk, hey Hawk...
Stay away from me!
This girl!
You...
You minor characters think that you can just come and talk to me like equals?
Look at her, she looks so sweet!
I guess it can't be helped...
And anyway, what the hell was that?
"Look at her", "sweet"...
Isn't your one-track vocabulary a bit too pathetic?
Don't mess with us!
Hey, wait a minute... aren't her legs shaking?
Wow, they are!
What, you feel frightened!
What are you misunderstanding? There's no way they're shaking!
Sena.
Kodaka!
What the hell do you want?
I'm with her...
Tch, she's already got a guy.
You should have said so from the beginning.
Wait!
How dare you insult me!
You should be getting on your knees, prostrating yourselves in front of me.
If you don't, then you should just go die now.
What was that!?
Violence isn't the answer.
Let go of me!
Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow
This is the part where you do me a favor and take a step back.
U-Understood.
Thank you for being so understanding.
You okay?
Good job, Kodaka!
As a treat, I'll let you lick my foot!
Honestly, those stupid people who don't know their place are so bothersome.
You're the stupid one, idiot.
What?!
Why would you intentionally provoke them?
There are guys who try to pick up girls everywhere.
What the hell, Kodaka? I took the trouble to praise you and you're going to lecture me?
That's right, I'm going to lecture you.
There are a lot of people out there that are worse than those losers.
This isn't the clubroom, you know.
And I'm not always going to be there to protect you.
Shut up! That was just the one time. And it's none of your concern!
There's no way I'm not going to be concerned!
You mean you were concerned...
Ah, fine! I'm sorry, I was wrong.
I just need to be more careful from now on, right?
Y-yeah...
Lets just go home for today.
This is the first time I've ever made a guy my own age mad at me...
Well, this is where...
Okay.
Thanks for today. Uh... for everything.
Shall we go there again sometime?
I'd like to try other things, like the wave pool.
Yeah.
She's cheered up already?
Now that I think of it, because of this hair I used to get into a lot of fights.
An-chan!
Kobato, what happened?
The bath... The bath water is cold!
Eh? Really?
It's a conspiracy! I'll never be able to take a bath again!
Its fine, just put something on..
Stop bullying weak people!
What was that!?
What are you doing? I was trying to save you!
I'm not weak!
Bring it on, then, you rascal!
Don't ignore us!
Let's get them!
You bastard!
Get ready!
After that, he and I started playing together.
Hawk...
Hm?
This is something my mom said once:
"When you get into highschool, it's fine if you don't make 100 friends."
"Find a true friend who is worth as much to you as..."
"all those 100 other friends combined."
"Even if it's just one person,"
"as long as it's a true friend that you can cherish."
Your mom sounds pretty great.
Yeah.
In that case, I'll treasure you as much as those 100 people combined.
Even if the whole world turns against you, I'll be your friend.
Don't say such embarrassing things.
You're the one who said it first, aren't you?
W-well I guess that's true...
Ah, when did I fall asleep?
Instead of making 100 friends, find a true friend, huh?
K-Kodaka, you remembered...
Huh? Did something happen?
N-nothing at all!
You suddenly started talking, and it just startled me.
Is that so? Sorry...
By the way, where's Sena?
Meat already went home.
And you, Yozora?
I've been reading my book, so...
In that case, I'll head home too.
I wonder what ever happened to that person?
Does he still live in this town?
Back then, what did I call him?
In any case, it's in the past.
And he probably doesn't even remember what happened 10 years ago.
In one's lifetime, finding a friend that you can cherish,
and will cherish you... is it even possible?
Hey, Yozora, do you know how to swim?
I know how to swim.
However, I have no intention of ever swimming with a bitch like you.
Tch, that's boring. I thought that if you didn't know how to swim,
you could prostrate yourself before me and I could
consent to teach you how to swim.
Ahh, I went through the trouble of learning how to swim.
I wonder if there's anyone I can teach?
You learned how to swim? Did someone teach you?
Ack— it's nothing, so nevermind.
Next time:
Juniors
have no
restraint
Σ(゜ロ゜;)
Juniors have no restraint Σ(゜ロ゜;)
What is this about juniors?
Is the Neighbors Club getting another member?
Don't ask me!